Catmaxxing
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Catmaxxinga cat with a kitten face on a bodybuilder body, one paw behind his head

he maxxed every stat and never said which routine

the suffix comes from min-maxing: pour every point into one stat and eat the loss on the rest. he read the second half of that sentence.

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/ psl 10/ sleep 16h/ he mogs the room by walking into it/ solana/ $catmaxxing/ tongue still out/ rest days: seven/ psl 10/ sleep 16h/ he mogs the room by walking into it/ solana/ $catmaxxing/ tongue still out/ rest days: seven

01 . the builder

Allocate your hundred

Five stats and a hundred points, with no way to get more. Every point you push into one comes off another, which is the half of min-maxing the forums dropped. One build on this page is the correct one.

build
0 / 1002.4psl
the catmaxxing cat, rendered with the current allocationmogged

the body is his. the numbers are yours.

100points
leftthe pool never grows. taking from one stat is the whole idea.
Jaw hard

the first thing anyone measures, and the only one they mention

0
Neck hard

no camera angle has ever saved a neck

0
Halo passive

strangers start assuming you are also kind and employed

0
Mewing free

tongue flat on the roof of the mouth, costs nothing, priced accordingly

0
Sleep his

sixteen hours a day. the entire method, no supplements

0

pool untouched. spend nothing and see how close that already gets you.

Unallocated

not a single point spent. that is nearer to his build than anything else on this page.

builds finished: 0 . of those, correct: 0

02 . field notes

Protocols he has already cleared

The suffix attaches to anything now. Here is where he stands on the ones people actually run.

sleepmaxxing
eight hours, magnesium, tape across the mouth
clearedsixteen hours. no tape, no supplements. the two after lunch were his own addition.
gymmaxxing
progressive overload, four sessions a week, track everything
never startedhe has not lifted anything. look at the drawing again and take that up with him.
sunmaxxing
morning light straight into the eyes, no window glass
clearedthe window at 11:40. same square of carpet since he was a kitten.
mewing
tongue flat on the palate, held permanently
misreadhis tongue is out. it has been out since tuesday and nobody has told him.
smellmaxxing
layering, sillage, a signature people recognise
clearedhe smells like a warm blanket. no one has ever asked what he is wearing.
moneymaxxing
several streams of income, none of them a job
clearedone stream. it is you, and it has never missed a payment.
bonesmashing
strike your own face with a hard object to force remodelling
declinedhe walks into the door frame on his own schedule and it costs nothing.
heightmaxxing
limb lengthening, six figures, a year on crutches
not requiredhe is twenty four centimetres tall and the entire household steps around him.
potassiummaxxing
bananas, for reasons nobody has written down
abandonedknocked one off the counter in 2022. never followed up on the result.

Every protocol above is one people genuinely run. The suffix itself came out of tabletop min-maxing, picked up its second x on forums in the early 2010s, and went mainstream on tiktok in late 2023. It now attaches to anything at all, including jazzmaxxing and potassiummaxxing. His statuses are the only invented part.

03 . data plate

The numbers on him

Everything a fighter select screen would print, with the token facts beside it.

ticker
$catmaxxingone word, two x, same as the suffix it came from
chain
solanafast enough that he does not have to wait up
supply
1,000,000,000counted once, then he lost interest halfway
liquidity
burnednothing left to unlock, nothing worth waking up for
tax
0 / 0he is not getting up for a percent
rest days
sevenper week. the entire protocol, published in full
stance
hand on headhe has been holding that pose the whole time you have been reading
signature move
the stretchfront paws out, back arched, held for four seconds

04 . the ascension protocol

Four steps, one of them hard

  1. Get a wallet

    Phantom or Solflare. Two minutes, and nothing has to be broken and reset.

  2. Put some sol in it

    From wherever you already keep it. He is not involved in this part.

  3. Open pump.fun

    Paste the contract from the top of the page and swap. the link is here.

  4. Then do nothing

    This is the step everyone fails. He holds it sixteen hours a day without a tracker.

He is not going to pitch you

The contract sits in the chip at the top of the page. He has been asleep for the entire time you have been reading this.

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